Rockario @rockario@kind.social

@BestGirlGrace One day someone's going to not know what POST means and make their computer all retro by installing a motherboard speaker that beeps every time they post.

You have two wolves inside of you

One is testosterone. One is estrogen.

So @Rumpcha@twitter.com 's hips have proven to be quiet dangerous to nearby structures it turns out...

Really great background info about that "two wolves" story here:
https://apihtawikosisan.com/2012/02/check-the-tag-on-that-indian-story/
Please boost as you would a good meme.

@SuricrasiaOnline kind of reminds me of Ra (https://qntm.org/ra, https://qntm.org/aum to be precise) where the first spell ever cast took years of computation time on a supercomputer to calculate the placement of metal and gas-filled rods in a specific pattern (and the actual spell to make them ... do Stuff™ (reduce the ambient temparature in an area))

I love the idea of a witch using mathematical optimization techniques to find the best placement of runes and glyphs in her spell circle, like how computer simulations of plasma flow gave rise to the 5-fold symmetry of the Wendelstein 7-X stellarator

This is beautiful https://redd.it/boo15i

you ever see a post that deserves a good punny follow-up and get upset that you can't think of anything

as punishment for his actions, the gods forced sisyphus to break a block of obsidian with a wooden pickaxe. but every time he had nearly done it, he would accidentally move his cursor away, and have to start again

@rockario A crew is lost deep in space. The navigator bolts upright. "Captain! A beacon!" She taps a heading into the computer. "50 degrees port!" We hear the headphones playing Never Gonna Give You Up louder and louder as they reach civilization

@BestGirlGrace As humanity reached into the stars, we knew we needed to send beacons out to act as navigational aides. A project of this scale required a global effort, and in the age of increased privatisation people contributed in return for individual rewards.

This is why most 30th century navigators have to memorise locations based on phrases like "Eat at Arby's" and "fuk u, im gay"

@rockario the spies gather round the radio to pick up the latest intel. "save a horse, kiss a skong", it says. "did you hear about the horny skeleton with a boner"

@BestGirlGrace Number stations, but for shitposts are the future