Nicole "Nickers" Rockario 🔵 @rockario@kind.social

http://safebooru.donmai.us/posts/3712526
source: https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/78239204

Never hug people with your mouth.

Peek at he city I started yesterday. #citiesskylines

I could be relaxing this Sunday but I have to do a homework assignment for a job application because programmers have no fucking standards and will do whatever a company asks them to for an office gym and some pizza. Fuck y’all for making this standard

@BestGirlGrace

peggy: this is a very important time in bobby's life and i don't think we should stifle him.

hank: peggy, the boy's a sparkledog! next thing you know he's gonna be getting candygore commissions from the sickly lookin fella who works at the get in get out across from sugarfoot's. is that what you want?

peggy, looking away: no i do not,

HANK: If you make your fursona a pokemon, where are you gonna be in a few years when the next big fad comes around?
BOBBY: Then I'll just get a new one.
HANK: Bobby, a fursona isn't just something you throw away when something new comes along. It's a piece of yourself. Why, I've had Lyndon here for thirty years.
BOBBY: Here comes the ref sheet.
HANK: (takes a folded up piece of paper out of his wallet. his fursona is a jacked as hell bloodhound)

BOBBY: Dad! Dad! I finally picked out a fursona! It's-
HANK: Is it a real animal?
BOBBY: gh-
HANK: Come on, Bobby, we talked about this. Everyone thinks Dale's a jackass with his closed species.

[Stressed millenial voice] "Sorry the place is so messy"

[Other stressed millenial voice] "No, no, mines worse, you're good"

@rockario reminds me of the panda sneezing video

and then I remembered back when I worked at Staples one of my supervisors sneezed EXACTLY like the baby panda, including the volume, and we were like "WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU OKAY" first time we heard it

uWu and oWo look like wrestling title belts.

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So it turns out I found my favourite type of vocaloid music...it's TV episode length jazz pieces that I'm pretty sure would be even funnier if I understood the lyrics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iFEKeULaIo

me every night at 11:37 pm: haha leet

Jotaro Kupo

@rockario That's kinda what I was thinking. Simple words, spoken in bursts of rapid sentence fragments.

@rockario ...how well can you affect a Mordin Solus speech pattern?