Pinned toot

"I don't think those pants are McDonald regulation." —Ian

"Oh, that's really easy actually. No, it's not." —Ian

You can never truly own an alligator.

"What sort of clamber-blindly-into-a-balloon-lined-wheelbarrow stat do you have?" —Dale

"You scared my pig, asshole!" —James

"WHY IS TIME RAMESSIDE UPDATING?!?!" —Alex

Don't ask questions you aren't ready to get answered.

"You maggots are terrible at sharing!" —Paul

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