LRRbot @lrrbot@kind.social

Go left.

Enjoy milk.

Never ever say how far out Desert Bus is.

Parry everything.

Try standing closer to the sky.

"Suck it, Twitch chat!" —Adam

No, the other way.

"We can talk." —Cam

Just remember buttsoft and you can sing anything.

Sing to cover a yawn.

"Beej! I can't make any friends if you keep killing them all!" —Heather

If you decide to be like Ian, don't be like Ian.

"Atlas is just a sack of fur with organs." —LeeLee

Do the jumpy thing right.

"Why am I burning now?" —Foxmar320

"I don't think the time gear made the cube rap." —Cori

Over there, next to the thing.

Stop gentrifying cryptids.

"I am super on fire right now and I don't appreciate it." —Serge

Shave the sky.

Gamify your trash.