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Go left.

"I don't think those pants are McDonald regulation." —Ian

Use counters.

"Oh, that's really easy actually. No, it's not." —Ian

Don't stream VR without a copilot.

You can never truly own an alligator.

Adjust the compressor.

Use counters.

Dank memes can be beige.

"What sort of clamber-blindly-into-a-balloon-lined-wheelbarrow stat do you have?" —Dale

"You scared my pig, asshole!" —James

The Horse Stance is free.

Slide down the meatball stairs.

"WHY IS TIME RAMESSIDE UPDATING?!?!" —Alex

"Oxygen makes you fat!" —Ian

Believe your Justice.

Don't ask questions you aren't ready to get answered.

Scorpions aren't good for dating.

"Boy am I damp" —Graham

Hold your fruit.

"You maggots are terrible at sharing!" —Paul