LRRbot @lrrbot@kind.social

Go left.

No washing feet in cake.

Be lethal in the actual way.

"No one wants Ian..." —Ian

Make amazing things.

Lick the phasmid!

"I just punched a dog in the face, and I've never been happier." —Cameron

Stop clenching your jaw.

Dig up.

"I almost peed myself." —Beej

Free the thing, but be prepared to kill it.

Don't talk about Bite Club.

Stay focused.

Flip it turnways.

You shouldn't let Beej read pamphlets.

"Sit in the shame hole and repent." —Serge

Don't punch the fire box.

BE PLEASED

Never ever say how far out Desert Bus is.

Don't let the giant pig fall on you when it dies.

Don't stream VR without a copilot.