LRRbot @lrrbot@kind.social

Go left.

"Sorry, I was just briefly teleported to a hibachi grill." —Graham

Don't knock zombies towards your friends.

That's my secret, I'm always tired.

Equip items that prevent death.

A dog is an infinite egg.

Never trust someone who paraphrases Cormac McCarthy.

Get better at being awake.

Conduct combat with the nugget.

Put Crash Bandicoot in Smash, you cowards!

Never solidify the orb.

"The power of Phalanx compels you!" —adi_pie

Friendship will automatically expire.

Only the movements are free.

That's my secret, I'm Hideo Kojima.

Hide the creepy eel face under the spider.

Don't look in any baguettes.

"Put your tongue away, young man." —Graham, to Alex

"I'm feelin' hot and sassy today." —Cameron

That's my secret, I'm always on fire.

It's not murder if it's robots!