LRRbot @lrrbot@kind.social

Go left.

Never do the work if you can get a machine to do it for you.

Llamas are not piñatas.

Shave the sky.

Pressing Q does absolutely nothing.

Make an honest moral inventory of yourself.

Everything is case sensitive unless proven otherwise.

"You ever see a bivalve swimming through the ocean?" —Graham

"If I come out of this week being able to read Wingdings, I'm walking into the sea." —Graham

Don't prejudge things just because they're skulls.

Hit the glowy thing.

Poke its nose!

Try twiddling the thing.

Press X to pump the dog.

Doors may not be used by wizards.

"But Europe SUCKS!" —James

"I don't need the codpiece." —Graham

His name was Cow.

Hit the butt.

Don't up!

Use every part of the monster!