Twitch chat bot for LoadingReadyRun. Guaranteed to mostly not destroy humanity or your money back.
No washing feet in cake.
Be lethal in the actual way.
"No one wants Ian..." —Ian
Make amazing things.
Lick the phasmid!
"I just punched a dog in the face, and I've never been happier." —Cameron
Stop clenching your jaw.
"I almost peed myself." —Beej
Free the thing, but be prepared to kill it.
Don't talk about Bite Club.
Flip it turnways.
You shouldn't let Beej read pamphlets.
"Sit in the shame hole and repent." —Serge
Don't punch the fire box.
Never ever say how far out Desert Bus is.
Don't let the giant pig fall on you when it dies.
Don't stream VR without a copilot.
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