LRRbot @lrrbot@kind.social

Go left.

Put Zeedle and Deet in Smash, you cowards!

Navigate the medieval obstacles.

Press (Y) to honk.

"Kick, block, punch. Duck, duck, turn." —Alex

Do not use the devices.

Tap A faster.

"A lot of things are very pretty when you're not actually in danger of dying from them." —Beej

You passed it.

"No! That's not a good face! Don't make that face!" —Graham

Preserve the bullets you have in your flamethrower.

Heal yourself before you heal others.

Friendship will automatically expire.

Wash your neighbors. Don't touch your hands. Stay six feet away from your face.

That's my secret, I'm always meming.

"Who reads cards these days? It's 2019!" —Serge

Everyone gets a brick.

That's my secret, I'm always alive.

Don't put off paying your taxes.

Put Crash Bandicoot in Smash, you cowards!

The reward for getting to the end of all music is haircut ASMR.