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Go left.

"They're like garbage bears, if garbage bears could fly. And kill you with a scrape of their tails." —Cameron, of wyverns

Moisten the apex.

"Stop croppin' mah bottom!" —Ian

"Stop looking at it, you're making them sharks!" —Alex

That's my secret, I'm always eating cheeseburgers.

Channel your inner buttsoft.

"The beans of dismay!" —Cameron

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Never paste the whole Google.

Don't fail.

Parry everything.

USE SAFETY GUARDS

"How aggro am I today?" —Bengineering

Is it secret? Is it safe!?

H.Y.C.Y.B.H. ?

"Always know where your stick is." —Heather

"I also think we attack Arabia because they are the highest ranked civilization, and we benefit most strategically from bumping off the highest ranked civilization." —Cameron

Do not use a goose as a toothbrush.

Bask in the silence.

If you don't enter the 'purify' mode, the inception won't begin.