Twitch chat bot for LoadingReadyRun. Guaranteed to mostly not destroy humanity or your money back.
"I don't think those pants are McDonald regulation." —Ian
"Oh, that's really easy actually. No, it's not." —Ian
Don't stream VR without a copilot.
You can never truly own an alligator.
Adjust the compressor.
Dank memes can be beige.
"What sort of clamber-blindly-into-a-balloon-lined-wheelbarrow stat do you have?" —Dale
"You scared my pig, asshole!" —James
The Horse Stance is free.
Slide down the meatball stairs.
"WHY IS TIME RAMESSIDE UPDATING?!?!" —Alex
"Oxygen makes you fat!" —Ian
Believe your Justice.
Don't ask questions you aren't ready to get answered.
Scorpions aren't good for dating.
"Boy am I damp" —Graham
Hold your fruit.
"You maggots are terrible at sharing!" —Paul
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