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Yuriel, Fae Princex :HeartGay:

🔘 1 bottle of mouthwash (any green or blue variety)
🔘 1 tube of toothpaste
🔘 Dark or milk chocolate bars

- Break the chocolate bar into squares or rectangles to make individual portions. Drop them in a container full of mouthwash and let them soak for at least an hour. Spread toothpaste generously on your chocolate squares.

Done! Lovely mint chocolates for this holiday season. 🎄😁

'Cause that's what all mint chocolate tastes like. 😒

@Yuriel While your food preferences are entirely valid and I in no way want to minimize them or argue with them, I still feel the need to point out that mint is a very normal and delicious herb, and it being co-opted by oral hygiene products is the weird and artificial part.

@Fruan People can absolutely like what they like. 😋 And maybe that negative association would not exist if dental care hadn't been forever linked to it.

But... I just can't think of any food that isn't immediately ruined for me by adding that astringent-ass weed to it. (see also: my cilantro episode) 🤭

Also, remember that I created the hashtag as a dumb bit to bitch about foods I don't like. 😄 It's never meant as a criticism.

@Yuriel Yeah, I absolutely get it (I have views on Avacardo that would probably get me run out of town) You're just brave enough to say these things out loud.

@Fruan @Yuriel Avocado: when you finish clipping the lawn, take about 3 cups of fresh grass and dump it into a food processor with about a half cup of greek yoghurt. Puree until the mix comes together into a consistent, homogenous texture. Wrap around a wooden ball and bake until the outer crust forms.

@Fruan @Yuriel I don't even dislike avocado, I just know that "slimy grasslump" is not gonna be everyone's cup of tea.

@BasiliskXVIII @Fruan My bit! 😱

I'm actually 100% on board with avocado but we all have different tastes. 😆

I don't taste any "herbiness." For me, it's creamy, oily in a nice way, almost savory yet still fresh.

@Yuriel @Fruan the biggest thing that I dislike about avocado is the texture, and I'm not a big fan of banana for the same reason.

@retrosponge I dunno why you'd encourage the most "annoying little shit" part of me but all right. 🤷

@Yuriel Because all these posts are very funny, even when you assassinate something I really love like candy corn or coffee. 😁

And your red wine and cilantro ones are spot on. 🤣

@Yuriel I'm sorry, I didn't catch any of that. I was too distracted by how delicious mint ice cream WITH JUNIOR MINTS MIXED IN tastes!