1 bottle of mouthwash (any green or blue variety)
1 tube of toothpaste
Dark or milk chocolate bars
- Break the chocolate bar into squares or rectangles to make individual portions. Drop them in a container full of mouthwash and let them soak for at least an hour. Spread toothpaste generously on your chocolate squares.
Done! Lovely mint chocolates for this holiday season.
'Cause that's what all mint chocolate tastes like.
@Yuriel While your food preferences are entirely valid and I in no way want to minimize them or argue with them, I still feel the need to point out that mint is a very normal and delicious herb, and it being co-opted by oral hygiene products is the weird and artificial part.
@Fruan People can absolutely like what they like. And maybe that negative association would not exist if dental care hadn't been forever linked to it.
But... I just can't think of any food that isn't immediately ruined for me by adding that astringent-ass weed to it. (see also: my cilantro episode)
Also, remember that I created the hashtag as a dumb bit to bitch about foods I don't like. It's never meant as a criticism.
@Yuriel Yeah, I absolutely get it (I have views on Avacardo that would probably get me run out of town) You're just brave enough to say these things out loud.
@Fruan @Yuriel Avocado: when you finish clipping the lawn, take about 3 cups of fresh grass and dump it into a food processor with about a half cup of greek yoghurt. Puree until the mix comes together into a consistent, homogenous texture. Wrap around a wooden ball and bake until the outer crust forms.
@BasiliskXVIII @Yuriel He said it, not me.
@BasiliskXVIII @Fruan My bit!
I'm actually 100% on board with avocado but we all have different tastes.
I don't taste any "herbiness." For me, it's creamy, oily in a nice way, almost savory yet still fresh.
@Yuriel I fucking love these posts
@retrosponge I dunno why you'd encourage the most "annoying little shit" part of me but all right.
@Yuriel Because all these posts are very funny, even when you assassinate something I really love like candy corn or coffee.
And your red wine and cilantro ones are spot on.
@Yuriel I'm sorry, I didn't catch any of that. I was too distracted by how delicious mint ice cream WITH JUNIOR MINTS MIXED IN tastes!
@ThePoetSky Get. Out.