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For the record, I was never banned from Twitter. They suspended my account because someone scooped it up after I left the platform and used it for spam.

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Android tip: you can remap long-pressing the home button to open Firefox instead of Google Assistant by setting it as your default assist app

@ihorner Help, my hands are very raw and my dose is too high.

(Carbon-11 has a half life of 20 minutes)

How about we wash until 15% of Nitrogen-16 remains.

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postal service / scorpions 

You can mail LIVE SCORPIONS via the USPS if you are using them for medical research or manufacture of antivenin.

pe.usps.com/text/pub52/pub52c5

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There's also a character named Prairie and she's got a big hat and long coat and this all seems like a sign.

CW: cartoon eye contact

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@sir I like the darker blue. Not sure how I feel about the link underlines, but they make links more identifiable that's a definite thumbs up from me.

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did u know that wikipedia has free and open source pictures of cats to look at

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actually it's called 'gnu plus shut the fuck up',

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[poll, 1d] Reserved seating at movie theaters?

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Things that are dumb about scala (m/N):

SomeListyThing(
item1,
item2,
item3, // <-- trailing comma
)

does not parse. Why? I know that we programmers can be screwed up at times, but surely we don't deserve this!

sadposting 

@DialMforMara I for one think you're pretty great.

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