mortals keep inviting the Lady to baby showers and such, and every time, it's like "is a plushbold an appropriate gift"
"what boons do kids even like these days? do they still like Minecraft?"
I'm kidding, of course. there's no way the Lady can name a video game
this kid's cubescore is through the roof
coming home after a long day of faerie godmothering and finally peeling the gossamer off her big, leathery wings like peeling the plastic off a fresh phone screen
i dunno, maybe the Lady's fairy godmother outfit looks more like me in that tie dye dress
@BestGirlGrace Less of a faerie god*mother*, more of a faerie god-kooky-aunt
@rockario not that the Lady won't also curse your baby if you cross her, but it's at least somewhat harder to get on her bad side
@BestGirlGrace The key difference is between "can curse your baby" and "is here specifically to curse yoour baby"
@rockario Exactly. "Looking for any excuse to curse your baby" vs. "Would prefer not to curse your baby"
@rockario look, that's how you know they're one of the good ones
you wanna look out for the ones that are too put together, those're the ones that'll curse your baby