realizing that my coworkers haven't seen what I look like in months
my profile picture at work is of my fursona. i never turn my camera on during meetings. i'm perfecting my quarantine timeskip, especially since i was a dude last time they saw me in person
might wear an eye patch just to drive the point home
this puts a lot of pressure on me to get really hot before quarantine ends
i really gotta start working out
i mean, don't get me wrong, i'm already hot, but i'd be hotter if i was blasted, jacked, stacked, and ripped
@BestGirlGrace Show up to the first day looking like Snake Plisken But Hotter, show up the next day your regular self. When asked, just say you finally took a shower.
@rockario I'll have to get the voice down, too. So people know what I'm about.
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