realizing that my coworkers haven't seen what I look like in months

my profile picture at work is of my fursona. i never turn my camera on during meetings. i'm perfecting my quarantine timeskip, especially since i was a dude last time they saw me in person

this puts a lot of pressure on me to get really hot before quarantine ends

i really gotta start working out

i mean, don't get me wrong, i'm already hot, but i'd be hotter if i was blasted, jacked, stacked, and ripped

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@BestGirlGrace Show up to the first day looking like Snake Plisken But Hotter, show up the next day your regular self. When asked, just say you finally took a shower.

@rockario I'll have to get the voice down, too. So people know what I'm about.

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