From birdsite 

RT @veschwab@twitter.com
How to tell you're in a V.E. Schwab book:

--There are no heroes.
--The girls are Slytherins.
--The boys are Hufflepuffs.
--Everything hurts. twitter.com/FeliciaDavin/statu

From birdsite 

RT @wofanswers@twitter.com
PEEN
PENIS
DONGER

From birdsite 

RT @addamschloe@twitter.com
Country roads

Take me roads

To the roads

Where I'm a road

From birdsite 

RT @BuddyBoyBaxter@twitter.com
In honor of Red Letter Media's "review" of THE LAST JEDI, can we finally, pretty please collectively agree that their brand of "criticism" isn't and never has been necessary? They've done far more harm than good, and I'm willing to lay out why for as long as possible.

From birdsite 

RT @2fistedstories@twitter.com
Argh! Does @anxiousarchives@twitter.com dare to enter the dreadful music and movie collection?

From birdsite 

RT @agbouskila@twitter.com
recipe writers: tsp is teaspoon, tbsp is tablespoon
me, an intellectual: tusp
recipe writer: no
me: tubusp

From birdsite 

RT @ChuckTingle@twitter.com
there are infinite genders including no gender at all

Emote update!
We now have the Twitch emote for @UnarmedOracle :unarmeHmm: available!
Also, @mia has supplied a selection of Yuri on Ice fandom emoji options. :yoiBlushing: :yoiHugs: :yoiImcry: :yoiMyHeart: :yoiScreaming: :yoiVictorsob: :yoiZoom:

omg I'm actually kind of legit excited to delete everything from my main twitter profile. I might just do it tonight.

In retrospect I should have known I was queer when Mika's "Life in Cartoon Motion" was my favourite album in 2007.

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