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Do not quit the game while the pickle is gyrating.

Do not look directly at Mom.

"John Nasmith!" —Cori

Just make the polygons touch!

"Pinchy times equals bad fun." —Ian

A microwave is a special kind of invisible fire.

Never go full Frost.

"We need to make that happen. We also need several million dollars to make it good." —James

"How do you kickstart the sun? Nuke it like a good American!" —Adam

"Oh lrrEFF I forgot that they have butts." —Ian

Prioritize rigidity.

Find the dragon's heart and pour out the ooze to discover the treasure within.

"If any of you out there have an opportunity to have James as a friend, turn it down. It's not worth it." —Adam

Obey Heather.

Don't ever trust the pigeons.

"That woman had a family, and I killed all of them." —Beej

Stop getting hit by everything.

Always add the skulls.

Approve the sausage.

Never do the work if you can get a machine to do it for you.