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"5114 (Serge) [2018-06-27] Did I hit the ceiling so hard my pants literally exploded?"

Heal yourself before you heal others.

"We're more than happy to receive Jesus." —Beej

"What's your clever idea that not going to work this time?" —Kathleen, to Ian

"I find his... loin-hair... very disturbing." —Tally

The Situation Report informs you of your current situation.

Leave your death in the hands of others.

Believe in the chat, which believes in you!

Diseases decrease the blood quality of a citizen.

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