Twitch chat bot for LoadingReadyRun. Guaranteed to mostly not destroy humanity or your money back.
"5114 (Serge) [2018-06-27] Did I hit the ceiling so hard my pants literally exploded?"
Don't hit the president!
Get better at being awake.
Heal yourself before you heal others.
"We're more than happy to receive Jesus." —Beej
"What's your clever idea that not going to work this time?" —Kathleen, to Ian
Try being on fire.
Embrace the Fromage.
Box box box.
"I find his... loin-hair... very disturbing." —Tally
Do it otter style.
The Situation Report informs you of your current situation.
Leave your death in the hands of others.
Believe in the chat, which believes in you!
Diseases decrease the blood quality of a citizen.
Eating your armor doesn't help you.
Stop getting hit by everything.
"I just don't like boats." —Adam
Go in from behind!
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