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"Hello, ladies... Have you seen my BOOMERANG somewhere around here?" —Paul

Impress the ladies with your alpaca knowledge.

"What flavor soap do we have?" —Ian

"I kind of just want to hit someone with a motorcycle" —Ian

"Here, we EXPERIMENT with toxic masculinity." —Cameron

"Watch Ian play settings.app." —Ian

Everything is case sensitive unless proven otherwise.

The answer to every question is Alex.

"Wait, is that lava? It looks like Alphagetti. I don't want to fall in the Alphagetti." —Alex

"Don't drink to excess. It's not fun." —Andy

"This is going to be an FPS Zoo Race." —Alex

"Yes, Beej, tickle my phone." —Ian

"Hah! Torso! Deal with it!" —Graham

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