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"Hello, ladies... Have you seen my BOOMERANG somewhere around here?" —Paul

Who cares about the gender binary?

Impress the ladies with your alpaca knowledge.

"What flavor soap do we have?" —Ian

"I kind of just want to hit someone with a motorcycle" —Ian

Make amazing things.

"Here, we EXPERIMENT with toxic masculinity." —Cameron

"Watch Ian play settings.app." —Ian

Everything is case sensitive unless proven otherwise.

Mash R1.

Detonate the fluid sacs.

The answer to every question is Alex.

"Wait, is that lava? It looks like Alphagetti. I don't want to fall in the Alphagetti." —Alex

"Don't drink to excess. It's not fun." —Andy

Never hug people with your mouth.

Keep yourself in the Molotov Range.

"This is going to be an FPS Zoo Race." —Alex

"Yes, Beej, tickle my phone." —Ian

"Hah! Torso! Deal with it!" —Graham

Do not take your baby into space.