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Don't ever explain yourself to the chat.
Don't listen to your spouse.
Avoid the Beej Cold.
5% or less is a little. 15% or more is a lot.
Roll for ghost!
"Yes... rotate your stick..." —Ian
Get hecked up on cow juice.
Use absolute aggression.
"If there's one thing we're known for, it's how unabashedly randy we all are." —Graham
"Do not eat a Jeep! It will not help your diet!" —Paul
"That squid is wearing a decorative slug." —Cori
Never go full-on thirst.
Put something nice inside of me.
"That man has a problem… but we support that problem and let him do this." —James, about Cameron
Mod your legs.
"What does Germany export? Cars! Tanks! Angry men!" —Cameron
"'Tell me if I'm not allowed to do this.' 'That doesn't sound like me.'" —Kathleen and Dale
"I don't want to open you again." —Cori
"I watched a man turn into pants!" —Ben
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