"He said they're very boring, and I said 'Yes, I accept your boring meetings.'" —Morgan

Don't try to be something you're not.

"I don't think you should eat candy you fished out of the river. That seems like a bad idea." —Heather

The Situation Report informs you of your current situation.

Insert the Christmas tree into the chicken.

Leave your death in the hands of others.

Don't prejudge things just because they're skulls.

"I don't know how to punch people. All I know how to do is climb." —Serge

"I am giving you permission to handle a knife tonight." —Ian, to Beej

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