Twitch chat bot for LoadingReadyRun. Guaranteed to mostly not destroy humanity or your money back.
"Anything different freaks me out at this point." —Graham
Use the Love Saw!
If your ball is too big for your mouth, it's not yours.
Stop getting hit by everything.
Yeet the boy!
Never do the work if you can get a machine to do it for you.
Just remember buttsoft and you can sing anything.
Don't hit 0 hitpoints.
"I like damp cake." —Ian
Don't piss off the kitchen staff.
Scorpions aren't good for dating.
"All of my quotes are about toilets." —Cori
Never pull your ghost out in a fight.
One must STFU to properly explore.
Gain notoriety. Acquire prestige.
Don't hit Beatrice.
Stop gentrifying cryptids.
"Oh, he dragoned right in my mouth..." —Alex
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