Whenever something is blocking your path, try destroying it.

Free the thing, but be prepared to kill it.

"I'll take that offer, Satan." —Andy, to Dale

If you swing like that... you're going to hit an obstruction.

Never get in a card game against a wizard.

"what's that alien movie with will Smith and the coffee boss guy?" —Kathleen

"It's the opposite of pugilism, it's friendship!" —Kathleen

"'Why would you do that, Beej?' 'I just wanted to see if it would hurt.'" —Alex and Beej

The dolls are more dangerous when they travel in packs.

Don't blame the controller, blame the avatar.

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