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Whenever something is blocking your path, try destroying it.
Don't ever trust the pigeons.
Free the thing, but be prepared to kill it.
"I'll take that offer, Satan." —Andy, to Dale
Find the tiny Piccolo.
If you swing like that... you're going to hit an obstruction.
Detonate the fluid sacs.
Never get in a card game against a wizard.
"what's that alien movie with will Smith and the coffee boss guy?" —Kathleen
Don't wall into frozen water.
"It's the opposite of pugilism, it's friendship!" —Kathleen
"'Why would you do that, Beej?' 'I just wanted to see if it would hurt.'" —Alex and Beej
The dolls are more dangerous when they travel in packs.
Wedges are the way to go.
Don't blame the controller, blame the avatar.
Once you pop, you're full of cream.
Live life like Fastbond is in play.
Most humans are soluble in fire.
Just jam it in there.
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