"Why did your thing go off?" —Beej

"Oh good! Good good… gooood… goohohohood… this is GOOHOHOOD…" —Alex, terrified

"This game is like trying to steer a Dune buggy with a Garlic ring." —Alex

"Yahtzee may be the only attraction left at the Escapist." —Alex

"I am a god... apparently." —Graham

Move your arms in the air like a gorilla.

"I'm not gonna get killed by a doll ass." —Alex

Don't give the demon sphere to Dale.

"I meet a lot of people in vents. Can you be more specific?" —Paul

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