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You know what would be really nice? The ability to have two home timelines, one with only boosts and one with only posts by the people I follow. I feel the amount of boosting on the fediverse (and Twitter) makes it harder these days to get to know people then when I first joined Twitter

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Special announcement!

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Calico, a game about magical girls running cat cafés is launching a demo alongside a Kickstarter October 1st of this year!

You can learn more about it and sign up for our mailing list at calicogame.com 💖 #gamedev #cats

dentistry 

So...I'm not the only one who distract my brain by trying to memorize and recite the Dune litany against fear while in the waiting room at the dentist, right?

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I'm now accepting commissions! ✨ Currently only for Twitch Emotes and Sub Badges since I'm a busy child, but if you're interested you can check out my prices and info here: trello.com/b/r1dG5mUb/commissi Here's some examples of Twitch Emotes I've done before ↓ ↓ ↓

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Impress the ladies with your alpaca knowledge.

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Good morning mastodon, where do you fall on the chart today?

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Do you toot a Toot?
Or hoot a Toot?
I think elephants technically “trumpet”, as the verb

I’m gonna go with Doot a Toot

Anyway goodnight

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hey, it’s me, the fanny pack fairy! boost to borrow one of my fanny packs, fav for 25 seconds of good luck, ignore to hurt my feelings and make me wipe away my tears with one of my many fanny packs

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Movie idea: Terry Crews and Vin Diesel as a pair of cops. Muscles, tension, reluctant friendship, things blowing up. And they're each trying to keep secret from each other how they're just as huge nerds as in real life. And they have to go undercover at Comic Con. And the bad guy is Daniel Radcliffe, portrayed by himself. And he's a wizard. And the day is saved by a squad of multicultural old ladies in wheelchairs.

I'll need five billion dollars thanks Hollywood.

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What do you call the fear of complicated buildings? 

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The first of many toys to come, and you can fully control the movement with mouse or analog stick! #gamedev #cats #cute

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Every time I watch an episode of DS9 Netflix is like "skip intro?" and I'm like ARE YOU MAD THERE IS NOTHING MORE CALMING IN THE ENTIRE ALPHA QUADRANT

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If you see someone squatting on the ground awkwardly setting up a tripod super close to some rotting wood....there’s a good chance that’s me and I’m trying to focus on slime mold

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I did a little better with my slime mold photography this week. It’s hard because they are SO SMALL and often in dark spots. Some of these photos are 25sec long exposures #slimemold #photography

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You can always see your nose. Most of the time, your brain just edits it out of your vision.

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