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Me: *big long sigh of resignation and disappointment*
You: Whatโ€™s up?
Me: *gestures wildly at the universe*

If a company can double its minimum wage overnight and continue operating normally, perhaps - just spitballing - there is no correlation between value produced by labor and the wage paid by the employer benefiting from said labor?

cw: mental health, sleep, drugs 

Me: [while being throttled] Y'know it's actually Frankenstein's Monster-

Frankenstein's Monster: [while throttling] Actually Viktor Frankenstein was my creator, therefore both legally and philosophically my father, making me in turn a "Frankenstein" as well. You're not being clever, you're just being pedantic.

Me: [turning blue] yeah but-

FM: Also my story is about the hubris of mankind and the deep-seated need to establish identity so thanks for reminding me of that unpleasant business.

D&D, mild mental health(-) 

D&D, mild mental health(-) 

D&D, mild mental health(-) 

D&D, mild mental health(-) 

D&D, mild mental health(-) 

You wouldn't know it to look at it, but this takes place in our very far future:

Ganymede occasionally falls asleep with her eyes open and its quite distressing to watch, tbh.

The fact is, people who are good at following instructions literally, usually aren't the ones asking for help.

Being able to Google things and then turn instructions into action, is one of the skills that sets techies apart from others.

That's why RTFM is such unhelpful advice. It just doesn't work for some people.

I think when my work shoes finally give up the ghost, I'm gonna break down and invest in a pair of Blundstones.

Google AMP is Not a Good Thing - "If this were to become widely adopted, youโ€™d search for something, get results, consume the content, and youโ€™d never leave Google."

Doctor: I'm terribly sorry but the tests are back. Your child is artistic.

Parents: (sob)

Doctor: Now don't worry, it's not the end of the world. Your child will never have the mind of an executive, but with modern innovations like Etsy, Patreon and Kickstarter, they may be able to pay rent well into their mid-20s.

Parent: Did... did crayons do this

Doctor: Who can say? We're exposed to so many forms of art every day: music, poetry, language, geometry..

Parent: We're getting crayons BANNED

Public Service Announcement to D&D players:

Dragonborn don't get Darkvision. Ever. Stop trying to make us take point.

Your Friendly Neighborhood Cleric

Thinking about Hogfather again and now I'm sad in a heartwarming kind of way.

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