RT @limitlessjest@twitter.com

You take the Blue Pill, the story ends. You take the Fred Pill, you get the essential vitamins and minerals you need to support your healthy growing body

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/limitlessjest/stat

@r4v5 I'm feeling whatever the emotional equivalent of "a 56k dial-up modem sound on repeat" is

"'I make jokes for myself and maybe one other person who exists.' 'I'm right here!'" β€”Ian and Cori

MtG Meta Joke 

Ugh why is Control so expensive, I'm not even having fun.

@Canageek Sadly, thanks to my partner's research on various blogs, most of those use the same model of cheap bullet motors, so I think you'd need to account for the dildo material itself to form different notes...

Life is like a hurricane
In Un
Dead Burg

Hollows, bridge drakes, gargoyles
It's Un
Dead Blur!

Might kill some Black Knights!
Or get in boar fights!

Dark Souls!
Every day we're out there chasing
Dark Souls!
Praise the Sun and lose your souls, it's
Dark Souls!

D-d-d-d-danger in that small room!
There's a stranger here to stab you!
What to do, just dodge roll now it's

Dark Souls!

@r4v5 ...I didn't know this was a hazard with them and now I'm not sure I want one anymore...

I have completely lost the ability to even. I may never even again.

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Ok so a charity I really like is GIVING AWAY A REAL LIFE MASTER SWORD.

8 PM Pacific time tonight. You'll be able to enter for a donation somewhere between $5 and $15.


RT @DesertBus@twitter.com
The Replica Master Sword will now be a GIVEAWAY!

You can expect to see this giveaway go live around 8PM tonight so come by DesertBus.Org for a chance to take this amazing prize home.


Just taking a moment to put lots of queer love out into the world.
:HeartTransgender: :HeartQueer: :HeartPolysexual: :HeartPolyamorous: :HeartPOCPride: :HeartPansexual: :HeartLesbian: :HeartLeather: :HeartLabrys: :HeartIntersex: :HeartGenderqueer: :HeartGenderfluid: :HeartDemisexual: :HeartBisexual: :HeartAromantic: :HeartAgender: :HeartAsexual: :HeartPride:

Job Prospects (!!) 

@Asimech HECK i knew that was gonna come back to haunt me!

Job Prospects (!!) 

So Services Canada finally called me back and informed me (though not in as many words) that I got the job, though it's provisional based on when my background check and security clearance are issued.

I'm not -that- worried about it clearing; I've never committed any kind of act that would result in a criminal record or outstanding warrants.

Still, despite their assurances that it -normally- takes 3 to 4 weeks for a background check to clear, I'm sweating. 😬

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