RT @limitlessjest@twitter.com

You take the Blue Pill, the story ends. You take the Fred Pill, you get the essential vitamins and minerals you need to support your healthy growing body

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/limitlessjest/stat

"'I make jokes for myself and maybe one other person who exists.' 'I'm right here!'" β€”Ian and Cori

MtG Meta Joke 

Ugh why is Control so expensive, I'm not even having fun.

Life is like a hurricane
In Un
Dead Burg

Hollows, bridge drakes, gargoyles
It's Un
Dead Blur!

Might kill some Black Knights!
Or get in boar fights!

Dark Souls!
(Woo-oo!)
Every day we're out there chasing
Dark Souls!
(Woo-oo!)
Praise the Sun and lose your souls, it's
Dark Souls!
(Woo-oo!)

D-d-d-d-danger in that small room!
There's a stranger here to stab you!
What to do, just dodge roll now it's

Dark Souls!
(Woo-oo!)

I have completely lost the ability to even. I may never even again.

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Ok so a charity I really like is GIVING AWAY A REAL LIFE MASTER SWORD.

8 PM Pacific time tonight. You'll be able to enter for a donation somewhere between $5 and $15.

FOR A REAL, FULL SIZE MASTER SWORD.

#db2019
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RT @DesertBus@twitter.com
The Replica Master Sword will now be a GIVEAWAY!

You can expect to see this giveaway go live around 8PM tonight so come by DesertBus.Org for a chance to take this amazing prize home.

#…
twitter.com/DesertBus/status/1

Just taking a moment to put lots of queer love out into the world.
:HeartTransgender: :HeartQueer: :HeartPolysexual: :HeartPolyamorous: :HeartPOCPride: :HeartPansexual: :HeartLesbian: :HeartLeather: :HeartLabrys: :HeartIntersex: :HeartGenderqueer: :HeartGenderfluid: :HeartDemisexual: :HeartBisexual: :HeartAromantic: :HeartAgender: :HeartAsexual: :HeartPride:

Job Prospects (!!) 

So Services Canada finally called me back and informed me (though not in as many words) that I got the job, though it's provisional based on when my background check and security clearance are issued.

I'm not -that- worried about it clearing; I've never committed any kind of act that would result in a criminal record or outstanding warrants.

Still, despite their assurances that it -normally- takes 3 to 4 weeks for a background check to clear, I'm sweating. 😬

Oh good other people have discovered Kavaeric's "missives from a strange land" thread.

The people of the West Province refrain from speaking its name in full. They are ashamed or frightened, only mentioning it with its two-letter shortening. Sometimes, an individual suggests a name change, but not long passes until they are never heard from again.

job prospects (+) 

So, despite my misgivings that I was removed from consideration for the Services Canada job due to the college durdling around with my transcript (it was A Whole Thingβ„’) I was sent an email asking for Digital Real-Time Identification (RTID) Fingerprints for the purposes of furthering my background check.

So I guess I'm not out of the running yet? Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

Wow I haven't been on here in a hot minute, I still have my Desert Bus emojis up.

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TweetDeck is broken, therefore, as far as I'm concerned, Twitter is broken.

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