RT @limitlessjest@twitter.com

You take the Blue Pill, the story ends. You take the Fred Pill, you get the essential vitamins and minerals you need to support your healthy growing body

🐦🔗: twitter.com/limitlessjest/stat

"'I make jokes for myself and maybe one other person who exists.' 'I'm right here!'" —Ian and Cori

MtG Meta Joke 

Ugh why is Control so expensive, I'm not even having fun.

Life is like a hurricane
In Un
Dead Burg

Hollows, bridge drakes, gargoyles
It's Un
Dead Blur!

Might kill some Black Knights!
Or get in boar fights!

Dark Souls!
Every day we're out there chasing
Dark Souls!
Praise the Sun and lose your souls, it's
Dark Souls!

D-d-d-d-danger in that small room!
There's a stranger here to stab you!
What to do, just dodge roll now it's

Dark Souls!

I have completely lost the ability to even. I may never even again.

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Ok so a charity I really like is GIVING AWAY A REAL LIFE MASTER SWORD.

8 PM Pacific time tonight. You'll be able to enter for a donation somewhere between $5 and $15.


RT @DesertBus@twitter.com
The Replica Master Sword will now be a GIVEAWAY!

You can expect to see this giveaway go live around 8PM tonight so come by DesertBus.Org for a chance to take this amazing prize home.


Just taking a moment to put lots of queer love out into the world.
:HeartTransgender: :HeartQueer: :HeartPolysexual: :HeartPolyamorous: :HeartPOCPride: :HeartPansexual: :HeartLesbian: :HeartLeather: :HeartLabrys: :HeartIntersex: :HeartGenderqueer: :HeartGenderfluid: :HeartDemisexual: :HeartBisexual: :HeartAromantic: :HeartAgender: :HeartAsexual: :HeartPride:

Job Prospects (!!) 

So Services Canada finally called me back and informed me (though not in as many words) that I got the job, though it's provisional based on when my background check and security clearance are issued.

I'm not -that- worried about it clearing; I've never committed any kind of act that would result in a criminal record or outstanding warrants.

Still, despite their assurances that it -normally- takes 3 to 4 weeks for a background check to clear, I'm sweating. 😬

Oh good other people have discovered Kavaeric's "missives from a strange land" thread.

job prospects (+) 

So, despite my misgivings that I was removed from consideration for the Services Canada job due to the college durdling around with my transcript (it was A Whole Thing™) I was sent an email asking for Digital Real-Time Identification (RTID) Fingerprints for the purposes of furthering my background check.

So I guess I'm not out of the running yet? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Wow I haven't been on here in a hot minute, I still have my Desert Bus emojis up.

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TweetDeck is broken, therefore, as far as I'm concerned, Twitter is broken.

I waited until, essentially, the least appropriate time to make a guide to making cold brew coffee at home. But here it is anyway.

job prospects, interview (~/+) 

I... really, really want this job opportunity to work out. Yeah it's clerical work but its a Government of Canada job.

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