Uh well I managed to break out of Twitter Jail after all... I should still try to be here more often tho, b/c Twitter is an unmitigated hellscape.

So uh... guess I'll be hanging out here again for the foreseeable future. πŸ™ƒ

I verified my identity for their stupid algorithm but they still won't let me in, so I guess that account's just dead now.

Farts.

Welp looks like my Twitter account has finally been locked.

Dear kids in Washington State: you can make an appointment with your doctor, or walk into a clinic or ER, and get vaccinated. You don't need permission from your parents. You don't have to wait until you are 18. If the health care provider gets confused, the magic phrase is "Mature Minor Doctrine", and point out that not wanting to catch measles is sign of sufficient maturity.

Please reshare, and copypaste this any place this would be useful.

Okay so Roombo decided to crap out on me so we're switching gears a bit and trying a Twinstick called "NeuroVoider"

twitch.tv/mistahfixit/

Havin' a bad brain day so I guess I'll stream a dumb Humble Bundle game.

Roombo: First Blood

twitch.tv/mistahfixit/

Hey friends.

Remember yesterday when I lost my mind because my new game, Journey Away, was live for sale?

Well, in the time since then, somebody's decided to crap on it with a 1-star review without even seeing the game first.

As a tiny publisher without a widely-known brand, letting that bit of trolling be the face of my first big product could ruin me.

If you like the game, please remember to leave a review. It could really make a difference.

drivethrurpg.com/product/26289

Day 5250
"Come in Goldstone. Goldstone, please acknowledge. There's a storm coming in; please relay instructions."

Day 5316
"Come in Goldstone, Madrid, Canberra. Somebody please respond. It's dark all the time now. I don't know what to do. I'm so tired..."

Day 5407
"α΄³α΅’αΆ«α΅ˆΛ’α΅—α΅’αΆ°α΅‰β‹…β‹…β‹… α΄Ήα΅ƒα΅ˆΚ³αΆ¦α΅ˆβ‹…β‹…β‹… αΆœα΅ƒαΆ°α΅‡α΅‰Κ³Κ³α΅ƒβ‹…β‹…β‹… α΄³α΅’αΆ«α΅ˆΛ’α΅—α΅’αΆ°α΅‰β‹…β‹…β‹… α΄Ήα΅ƒα΅ˆΚ³αΆ¦α΅ˆβ‹…β‹…β‹… αΆœα΅ƒαΆ°α΅‡α΅‰Κ³Κ³α΅ƒβ‹…β‹…β‹…"

Day 5408
>πšƒπš‘πš’πšœ πš’πšœ π™ΌπšŠπšπš›πš’πšοΌŽ πš†πšŽ πš›πšŽπšŠπš 𝚒𝚘𝚞 π™Ύπš™πš™πš˜πš›πšπšžπš—πš’πšπš’ – πšœπšπšŠπš—πš πš‹πš’ πšπš˜πš› πšπšžπš›πšπš‘πšŽπš› πš’πš—πšœπšπš›πšžπšŒπšπš’πš˜πš—πšœοΌŽοΌŽοΌŽ

Fit bits are just Tamagotchis for adults but turns out you're the blob you're trying to keep alive.

Using the modern web doesn't feel empowering. It feels immensely frustrating.

The web is barely usable without ad-blocking. Pages take an age to load and the content jumps around as more ads download and display. Also the ads are spying on you.

The entire JS ecosystem is dependency hell and sometimes you have to download massive JS files just to view a web page. The JS is probably also spying on you.

Worse still, JS is also probably why the Back button doesn't work properly on so many sites.

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