“Are you ok? You’re acting a bit cranky today.”

“Ugh, I can’t sleep, unless it is on a bed of pure gold. Silver and gemstones irritate my scales.”

“We mined out all of the gold centuries ago. How do you find enough just lying around to make a sleep-pile?”

“Soooo sleeeepyyyyy”

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