"So how'd you end up down here"

"I tried to kill my demons with a shotgun"

"Ah, and it turned out you can't kill Ethereal manifestations of evil with bits of high-speed lead?"

"Nah, it works like a charm."

"...Oh"

"Yeah, I'm here to *checks brochure* 'Rip and/or Tear. Which way to the doom pits, please?'"

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