"So how'd you end up down here"
"I tried to kill my demons with a shotgun"
"Ah, and it turned out you can't kill Ethereal manifestations of evil with bits of high-speed lead?"
"Nah, it works like a charm."
"Yeah, I'm here to *checks brochure* 'Rip and/or Tear. Which way to the doom pits, please?'"
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